Friday, February 22, 2008

Rock Band is fucking metal

We all remember this glorious news about new Rock Band songs:

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This post is in red, because it's metal and brutal and extreme. Also, I want you to buy 'Blinded by the Fear' on Rock Band. I know it's DRM'd and overpriced and only for use in this game, but c'mon THE FACE OF ALL YOUR FEARS!!!!!!!! Boot up your PS3s and 360s my young'ns and buy buy buy! I authorize you to be a consumer-whore when good metal is involved.

AT THE GATES IS IN ROCK BAND! BLINDED BY THE FEAR! Buy this motherfuckers and more metal will follow.

They've also got a song from The Haunted off "One Kill Wonder", arguably their least-crummy album. Don't buy the Metallica song, download it, waitaminute.... nah, I'm fucking around, ignore that rubbish, it's from RELOAD, which if I recall correctly is after And Justice For All, which makes it instant trash :) Now if they had some Kreator on there I'd go hogwild, yeeeeeeehaw!

Rumor has it they want to put this song in there, because the name is so fitting ;)

Yeah, The Berzerker would be funny and realistically, it's not going to happen (that whole 'banned by MTV' thing may play a part), but ya never know.... I mean, The Berzerker is on Earache Records, the same label that At the Gates and The Haunted are on. Well, The Haunted's on Century Media now, but "One Kill Wonder" was released on Earache. 

This isn't Earache's first foray into gaming, as they also released that shitty racing game "Earache Extreme Metal Racing" with Metro3D that had a lot of bands of theirs as the soundtrack. For a good racing experience with heavy metal, just play a good racing game with Earache bands as custom music.

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