One CoD, 2 CoD, three cod, 4. CoD5, you are a whore

We all know Treyarch is doing CoD5. We all know it's WWII, again. Well Treyarch is really trying this time (Really!)

Remember United Offensive from Grey Matter and how it's the only CoD expansion pack, but yet the only not-shitty one that's not from Infinity Ward? Also note how it's PC only.

Treyarch is sorry for CoD3, but even more sorry that you chumps bought it, but I digress. CoD3 was rushed out in only 9 months to meet the holiday, even though that baby should have stayed in the oven a wee bit longer, eh?

So why should you care about CoD5? Well...
- CoD4 has a nice engine, shame if it went to waste, good thing it won't.
- 9 months? Pffffffffffft, CoD5's been in the oven for 2 years, this baby could take down Mike Tyson.
- Online co-op is pretty sweet right? If you think it's fun in CoD5, wait until you see it in CoD6 when IW takes their franchise to a whole new level
- It's going to PC! don't downplay it too much borys
- Speaking of CoD6, it's going to use a heavily modified CoD4 engine. 60fps it niiiiice :)
- SPEAKING of CoD4's agent, I mean engine, isn't that right 007? Yes, sorry for that slipup, my englizh speaking skillz sometimes fluctuate expeditiously. *cough*New Bond game = CoD4 engine.*cough* God, that engine's such a whore, being passed around more than that GoldenEye XBLA video.
- Oh and your favorite Halo weapon is coming, no, there is no prototype Plasma Rifle concealed in the Ark. I'm talking about the flaming tool of death. Just picture this wider, shinier and browner: